The material is way nicer than I expected and it's genuinely so soft, plus the design is hilarious. Turned up fast too.
The cosiest way to look absolutely unhinged at home.
It's a full one-piece onesie with a big-mouth frog hood — googly eyes, giant pink lips, wild hair you can style, and a second little frog face grinning up from the front pocket. Pull the hood up and you're the frog; push it back and it's just the cosiest thing you own. Made to be worn, filmed, and never taken off.
Sizes S–XL, built roomy and unisex so it drapes in that perfect oversized way. One honest heads-up: it runs a touch small and short in the leg, so if you're tall or between sizes, size up. Full size chart is on the page — check your height against it before ordering.
Soft coral fleece — the plush, brushed kind that feels like a warm cloud and holds its shape wash after wash. Lightweight but genuinely warm, which makes it ideal for autumn and winter evenings on the sofa. It's a fun, cosy novelty piece, not a stiff fancy-dress costume — that's exactly why people actually live in it.
nyone who wants max comfort with maximum chaos: lazy Sundays, movie nights, student flats, group calls you shouldn't be on camera for, and gifting to the friend with the best sense of humour. Unisex fit means it works for him, her, and "borrowing" it off your partner.
Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle, air dry, and the fleece stays soft and fluffy. Give the hair a quick brush to keep it looking suitably feral. Small decorative parts (the googly eyes) — a normal wash treats it kindly, no tumble-dryer on high.
Fast UK shipping with tracking. Covered by our 30-Day Money-Back Guarantee — if it's not the funniest thing in your wardrobe, send it back for a full refund. No fuss.
All the warmth of your favourite blanket, with the face of a slightly unwell frog.
Some nights you don't want fashion — you want to disappear into something soft and forget the day existed. This is that, except it also has two frog faces and hair you can brush. It's the outfit that makes the group chat lose it, the thing you reach for the second you're home, and the reason your camera is somehow always on now.
1Unzip, climb into the one-piece, zip back up. Full-length arms and legs, no fiddly bits.
2Pull the frog hood over your head — googly eyes forward, giant mouth ready. Brush the hair into whatever mood you're in.
3Sofa, snacks, doom-scroll, terrorise your flatmates. The second frog on the pocket judges everyone with you.
Both. It's real coral fleece — the soft, plush, warm kind — so people genuinely wear it as loungewear, not just once for a laugh. It's cosy first, chaotic second.
Sizes S–XL. It runs a little small and short in the leg, so if you're tall or between sizes, size up. Check your height against the chart on this page before you order — it saves the swap.
Yes — it's cut roomy and unisex, designed to fall in that oversized way on all body types. Partners routinely fight over who gets to wear it.
Soft brushed coral fleece: lightweight, warm, and made to stay fluffy through repeated washes. Perfect for autumn and winter nights in.
Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle and air dry to keep the fleece soft. Give the frog's hair a quick brush afterwards to keep it looking gloriously unhinged.
Fast UK shipping with tracking, and a 30-Day Money-Back Guarantee. If it doesn't make you laugh, return it for a full refund.